I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
I keep telling them I should have seen this coming.

There's a nosy kid next door,
who makes it up as he goes along.
And you can shout until you're hoarse,
but I haven't seen his father lately.
And you look like a ghost,
and I bet two halves still make a whole.

I keep telling them I should have seen this coming.

There's a noisy kid next door,
who wakes us up every morning.
And you can shout until you're hoarse,
but I haven't seen his father lately.
And you look like a ghost,
and I bet two halves still make a hole.

I keep telling them I should have seen this coming.
What's one less? No one will notice.
Just one less, no one will notice.